Seriously.
I took a good look at the people riding this bus yesterday morning and I swear that most of them were dead. I know it was Monday morning, but I honestly spent the ride contemplating my fight or flight options should things go bad.
Top of my priority list for today: Google how to survive a zombie attack on bus.
I also find it interesting that despite the public safety campaigns reminding people to wear sit belts and the amount of time, money, and effort you have to go to when strapping your child into the back of your car (rivaled only by NASA) ...people (myself included) are still willing to pay money to hurtle down a highway while standing in the aisle of a bus, with only a pole to hold on to and a few passengers to potentially break my fall.
I'm starting to doubt that these two ideas area unrelated.
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